(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via codyfacepalm)

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(via goalieglove)

saepphire:

❁

saepphire:

(Source: nicainmhire, via annoything)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via vodkacupcakes)

plantere:

IT’S PRETTY COOL THAT WE ALL LIVE UNDER THE SAME STARS AND IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AND ON THE SAME PLANET WOA H I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY OUT THERE FRIEND

(via vodkacupcakes)

ziggzaggoon:

I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows

(Source: axedeodorant, via vodkacupcakes)

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
Stephen King, “Joyland”  (via revoult)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve, via vodkacupcakes)

Do you remember the way the girls
would call out “love you!”
conveniently leaving out the “I”
as if they didn’t want to commit
to their own declarations.

And I agree that the “I” is a pretty heavy concept
David Berman, “Self Portrait at 28”  (via cultivate-solitude)

(Source: yousoldtheworld, via anathemermaid)

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

(via thecupcakezombie)

Erin. 21. UC Berkeley
Old, but I'm not that old
Young, but I'm not that bold